I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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