Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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