White coat. Heels.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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