I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think i have two assholes
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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