yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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