it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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