wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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