You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
it was like his penis was on wheels.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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