I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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