my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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