Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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