i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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