We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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