I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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