No, drunk sperm still make babies.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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