I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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