party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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