you win again, gameday.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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