How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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