then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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