He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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