Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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