why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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