She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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