i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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