That's when you crack a 10am beer
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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