Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize