If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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