perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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