i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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