How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
