The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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