I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he fucked my hip out of place.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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