I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she was so not down for the gang bang
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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