i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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