Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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