waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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