she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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