Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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