school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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