when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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