Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
