when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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