white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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