Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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