Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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