shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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