Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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