The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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