i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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