do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
