shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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