I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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