omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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