Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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