help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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